Some Newsflashs You Should Remember:
By Daniel at 17 July, 2009, 4:54 pm
Newsflash:Asshole Larry Summers, economic advisor to Obama, receives another $5 million gift from wall street for doing nothing… Advises Obama that he shouldn’t meaningfully interfere with the corporate executive compensation rapists as that will stiffle innovation and cost Americans jobs… Unemployed flip out and rush Congress and White House… Figure that at least in jail, they’ll get three hots and a cot… Wall Street sighs a breath of relief and vote themselves another $ 50 billion in bonuses for escaping the lynch mobs…
Newsflash:Ken Lewis, President of Bank of America, buys $5 million dollars worth of company stock at $2.50 a share after Paulson lets him know the Govt. will not let bank of America fail… Lewis makes a quick $50 million but loses his Chairman of the Board title… Depressed, Lewis hits the French Riviera with Steny Hoyer, Barney Frank and the republican members of the congressional banking and finance related committee members. Bush joins them… Obama to follow… Mom and Pop cry over dinner in their car and try to figure out how to apply for medicaid and food stamps….
Newsflash:Goldman Sucks misquotes Dr. Nouriel Roubini as saying all is well, invest in the stock market…. Goldman Sucks is long the market…Goldman Sucks takes $13 billion AIG bailout taxpayer gift and allocates $11 billion to employee bonuses… Remaining $2 billion allocated to Bush, Obama, and congressional banking and finance related committee members.Mom and Pop hustle down to job fair to beg for a minimum wage job so they won’t have to sleep in their car…
Newsflash:Congress digs head into sand and prays that it won’t have to actually bite the wall street hand that feeds it. Very hopeful the American people will allow the corporate executive compensation rapists to continue business as usual… Congress expects solid gold desks as gifts for banking and finance related committee members…Mom and Pop head down to the food bank to see if they can get some milk and cheese so their kids won’t cry…
Newsflash:Corporate executive compensation rapists object… they’ll only make $70 million a year, not $100 million. Mom and Pop struggle to survive after eviction from their home and loss of their jobs… they pray for help..Obama and Bush, Harvard and Yale elitists, enjoy the high life, sucking the taxpayers’ t.it while providing tens of billions in gifts to their wall street elitist buddies…. they expect to receive solid gold desks as gifts in the near future from Goldman Sucks…
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