My advice to the Iranian Government:
By Daniel at 21 June, 2009, 8:29 am
Create a Bubble Culture, obsessed with media sensationalism, and sell “comfort” as freedom, to get the people off the street.
Cut your Foreign Policy Budget to zero, and divert the funds to any dumb Keynesian fiscal policy targeted toward the youth.
Lowering the 50% unemployment in the 15 to 29 Year age bracket, needs to be your top priority.
My advice to the Iranian Central Bank:
30% annual aggregate inflation for 30 Years STRAIGHT!
Get off the phone with Bernanke, and
Get Paul Volker on the phone for 30 minutes.
My advice to the Iranian Protestors:
You need Blood on the Streets, get off your arses and get out there.
If you are staying home waiting for Foreign Aid,
I’m sorry to inform you we are pulling out of direct political interventions.
We do not have the money nor the time. We placed all of it in the Capital Markets, and they control the world now. Our Military just follows the orders to back them up.
Simple financial reforms to open up your Capital Markets to the World, is all you need, to flip this regime.
Your current banking system will collapse in hours if you float your currency, and your current government will implode with it.
This should be your top priority.
My Advice to Myself:
I need to find a way to Short the Iranian Currency, and the Tehran Stock Exchange.
I also need to shut the F up.
This should be my top priority
Jonny
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