I read this comment on a message board, and just started laughing, and couldn’t stop

By Daniel at 30 November, 2009, 9:01 pm

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I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, government health care, real estate prices, the stock market, the federal deficit, Iraq, Afghanistan, global warming, my savings, Social Security, and the credit card debate. I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.