FINANCIAL LEXICON OF THE REPUBLICAN SOCIALIST PARTY
By Daniel at 9 October, 2008, 9:39 pm
FINANCIAL LEXICON OF THE REPUBLICAN SOCIALIST PARTY
(selected definitions – please add your own)
“Toxic assets” means: bad investments
“Melt Down” means: bad investments with cheese (no pickles)
“Market Place” means: their toady, lickspittle, brown-nosed friends
“Structured Investment Vehicle” syn: weapon of mass destruction
“American Public” means: stupid grunts
“Bail Out” means: they get to keep their assets, you lose your home
“Sacrifice” means: one big pickle, bend over and spread your cheeks
“Hard Sacrifices” means: lots of big pickles, no Vaseline
“Securitized Mortgage” means: their basic Ponzi tool
“Financial Regulator” means: corporate shill
“Equity Strength” means: 5 Viagra pills and 2 Prozac with aspirin
“National Security” means: bankrupt EU
“New Economic Model” means: Venezuela
“Old Economic Model” means: Sweden
“Late Economic Model” means: Iceland
“International Uncertainty” means: Russian nuclear submarines
“Naval Challenge” means: we can’t locate the Russian submarines
“International Transparency” means: Henry Kissinger
“You Betchum, Dontcha know” means: U.S. Vice-President
“Wink-Wink, Um, Ho-Ho, You Betchum” means: the big pickle
and so forth and so on . . .
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